KEN LAY AND KIM JONG IL: TOGETHER THEY FIGHT CRIME.

The White House is now demanding that John Kerry name the foreign leaders he was misquoted as claiming endorsements from:

White House spokesman Scott McClellan accused him of "making it up" three times on Monday, the day after the secretary of state, Colin Powell, had called on Kerry to name names.

"Either he is straightforward and states who they are, or the only conclusion one can draw is that he is making it up to attack the president," said Mr McClellan.

I can only assume the White House similarly believes that Dick Cheney didn't actually meet with an Energy Task Force, and that he is only making it up to attack the country's energy policy.

Posted by Aaron S. Veenstra ::: 2004:03:16:10:06