One time I told my boyfriend that some of my callers tell me that they are going to perform cunnilingus and then proceed to slurp and lick and smack their lips. After laughing about how silly those guys must look, he said I should try and get a caller to hum while they pretending to cunnilingus-ing, that THAT would be REALLY FUNNY. I accepted the challenge, and everytime I got off the phone, he would ask if I got anyone to hum.
So, I was on the phone with this guy and he was smacking and licking away and I was oohhhing and aahhhhing and enjoying all his hard work. Perfect. �Oh baby, I love it when you hum in my pussy.� I said.
�What?� he asked.
�C�mon baby, hum in my pussy.�
�Slurp, slurp, slurp�.�
So either he didn�t get it or just didn�t want to. I don�t know, he didn�t really acknowledge it. I was disappointed, but determined to get my hum!
A few days later another caller who was very eager to please started slurping and I saw it as a perfect opportunity to try again. �Ooooo, you know what I really love?� I asked.
�Hmmm, slurp. What?�
�I love it when guys hum in my pussy.�
�HUMMMMMMMM. MMMMMMMM. HUMMMMMMMMM. HUMMMMM.�
Success! But now I am challenge-less. I dare you to leave me a challenge here and I�ll post on my progress. Perfect for those phonegirl wannabes�..
No one? No one is going to dare me at all? Well, I'll get you started.... One of the prompts I get is "Pussy Cat X." I'm not really sure if there is something special that those guys want, like girls that look like cats or something, but I really want to answer "Meow?" and see what happens. So,
Kelly, I dare you to answer "meow" to a pussy cat x call.
Kelly, I accept your dare and I'll let you know what happens.
See how easy that was? Are you nervous about assoication with a phone girl? Don't want to be seen talking about phone sex? E-mail me your dare and I'll post it so you can remain anonymous. Pussy.