Is poo sexy? I don�t think so, but seems to me that a lot of my callers find it a huge turn on. They want to lick my ass after I�ve shit, or reach their tongues into my ass to feel my turds. They love to feel it squish on their dick and some even like to eat it. This one guy was super turned on by poo � he actually asked me to say these things to him:

�Lick my ass and taste my lunch.�

�Fuck my ass after I blow diarrhea.�

�Pick the peanuts out of my shit and eat them!�

So I did. And he came. And believe it or not, I didn�t laugh until after the call was over. Guess I�m a real grown-up phone girl now.