So I�m talking to this guy. He called the Fantasy X line, so we were chatting away about him fucking the shit out of me. I don�t really even remember the specifics of the first 30 minutes of the call, just that it was going well (ie. long). So at the 5 minutes left warning tone, I interrupted the �action� to tell him that we were going to get cut off soon and that I wanted to give him my extension number so he could call me back if we got disconnected. Most callers are very familiar with the extension number system and ask you for it if they like you and do call back. This guy told me he was outside but was going inside to get pen and paper. It sounded like he completely closed up shop to go do this task. That�s kind of weird, most times it sounds like the guy scribbles the number on the closest thing available. He tells me he is ready.

�Okay, my number is 1-6-3-2. 1632.�

�1632? What�s the first part?� he asks.

�Uhhh, you gotta call the number you called today, and then dial that four digit extension and then you get me!�

�Hmph. I thought you were going to give me your number.�

�I did, that IS my number.�

�No, your real phone number.�

He actually got kinda pissed that I didn�t give him my real number. In fact, after 30 minutes of �work,� he gave up on his cock saying that talking about sex with me was really fun but he didn�t want to feel like he was on the clock and he was just going to let me go. Oh well, I got a 32 minute call out of it.

He isn�t the first guy to have asked for my real phone number. They think that I�m this really sexy woman who is really different because I LOVE all the kinky sex things they do. I�ve been able to get around it without laughing in their faces by telling them that I would get fired if I gave out my real number or took theirs. They seem to respect that, they don�t want me fired. But they don�t get the gentle jab; that I�d get fired, as in this is a JOB!! Do they honestly think that I would sit on the phone and try to get them off if I wasn�t getting paid? Are they completely fucking deranged? I think so.