Local Call. That means it can be explicit, maximum of 15 minutes long, and I have no idea what he is looking for. So, here I go�

The guy has a real feminine voice and he starts telling me about how he has fallen in love with a girl on the line (yes, a phone girl). He loves her so much and tonight they are finally going to meet! They both live in the city (New York) and he is going to meet her tonight at work and then they are going to go to a hotel that she insisted on paying for.

So, I kind of cringe when I hear this because I know this is fake, I�ve done it myself (please read: Phone girls don�t want dates.) But, what am I supposed to do? Keep him on the phone as long as possible, so I act all interested letting him tell me all about his girl and how he loves her and how he respects women and that they don�t need to take their clothes off to have a good time. You know, the sensitive guy routine, interrupted by frequents demands to know why the jerks always get the girls and the nice guys like him always strike out.

Whatever, he talked for 15 minutes and I didn�t have to get him off so it was a winner call for me!

So, that was Saturday morning.

Monday morning I get him again, he didn�t request me, just luck, and I recognized his voice. He was so happy to hear me. Oh, he had his heart broken this weekend. He went to where he was supposed to meet the phone girl with three red roses. Turns out it was a Hooters restaurant. He went in and all the waitresses and managers told him there was no girl by that name working there. He went back twice! He said he cried on the train home. Sad. (But hello, phone girls don�t want dates.)

No worries though because he has replaced her with a new phone girl. I�m keeping my distance but I think I might be in the queue. He doesn�t seem all that hopeful about the new phone girl and he even asked me if I thought it was possible to find love on this line. I seriously got a knot in my stomach. How could I go along with this? I tried to offer suggestions of where he could meet women, did he like reading for example? He could join a book club. But he didn�t understand the idea of meeting people at a gathering where people have the same interests as he does. So I said yes, it was probably possible to find love on the phone, and I reminded myself that I am employed as a �phone actress.�

But here comes the really crazy part. Yeah, that stuff was kid�s play compared to this weirdo crap. He is super into the idea of marriage and being fully committed to one woman. So I decided to try and see what that was all about. Turns out, that sex is saved exclusively for marriage. (But wasn�t he planning on having sex with the phone girl when they met? He said she was, but he wasn�t going to let her). Why is sex saved? Well, he said that it is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that when a man and a woman have sex, that they form a super special bond. This bond comes from the dependency that the woman develops for the man�s semen. The vitamins from the cum go into the bloodstream of the woman. Oh right. The vitamins go into the woman. Wow. There are so many things wrong with that idea I don�t even know where to start. So I�ll just say it again for you: The vitamins from the cum go into the woman.

So, I don�t fucking know. The things people believe are incredible.