So this guy calls me up and tells me that he works all night, comes home, watches some pornos, jacks off, and goes to bed. He doesn�t usually have to call me (ie. this line), because there are some hookers that come around his place of work during his shift. But sadly, last night inclement weather kept the hookers away.

I can�t help but ask, �Wadda ya usually get?�

�Blowjobs.�

�Oh yeah, how much does that cost?� I ask.

�$50. But sometimes there are chicks with dicks.�

�Really? You like them?�

�Yeah, I jack them off while they blow me.�

�Hmmm, how much does that cost?�

�$75. But its worth it.�

Fucking Balls! Can you fucking believe it? Even in Hooker-land women only get paid 70 cents on the dollar.