I was on a bus with two teenage hookers today. I got on and one of them was talking about her friends getting tested for AIDS. The other said she was "smarter than most people" -- she gets tested every month for STD's.

The monthly tester is also a lesbian, apparently. She kisses "other females" with no regard as to whether they've recently sucked any dicks, etc., etc. It occurred to me as I was getting off the bus that they might be cops, doing a really involved undercover job where they pose as teenage hookers, ride the bus all day, and arrest whichever pervs overhear and approach. But I suspect they're actually just regular teenage hookers.