Geez louise, I should have known that George Bush isn't the only stupid idiot from Texas.

This guy calls me up on the 15 minute line and we get to talking. He's from Texas and he wants to know if my boyfriend is home. When I tell him no, he asks if I live in an apartment building. Of course I do! He says he wishes my boyfriend was home so that he could hear him fuck me over the phone. He wants to know if there is anyone in the building that I want to fuck. Of course there is! I tell him there is this guy three doors down who I've had my eye on. He tells me to take off my clothes and go knock on his door in just my bra and panties. I oblige, and head down there. I knock on the wall next to my "phone sex chair" pretending to knock on a door and then I start talking to "George," the guy down the hall, giggling and ask him if he is suprised to see me like this. Guy on the phone tells me to take him back to my apartment, so I tell George to follow me, and of course, he does. See how this is going? Everything phone guy wants, phone guy gets. Until he tells me he wants George to say something. I tell him George can't talk to him because his mouth is full of my pussy. Unfortunately, he is unsatisfied with this answer and starts to accuse me of not really having a guy there.

NO FUCKING SHIT!!!! You fucking perv! Don't ruin your own fantasy by asking for proof! Does a child demand to see Santa on Christmas morning, or does he just rip into the presents? Does a Christian demand to see Jesus, or are they reminded that 'blessed are those who don't see but believe?' And likewise, blessed are the pervs who ejaculate without hearing the voice of the man who is fucking me.