TWO ON ONE.

A few weeks ago, I got an e-mail from my bosses telling me that there was going to be a new type of call offered to the pervs: 2-on-1 calls. Yup, every man's dream, two chicks all for himself.

When I first read this, I thought it was a terrible idea. How are two girls who never worked together supposed to do this? One girl is assigned to be the first agent and the other the second agent. Agent 1 takes the lead, and agent 2 follows her lead. The big thing the bosses stressed was not to talk over each other.

So, last night, first call of the night was "Pussy Cat X, Second Agent." Okay, here we go! I was so surprised, it was actually fun! I waited for the other girl to introduce herself and tell the guy that her friend was with her too and told me to introduce myself. We jabbered back and forth and since I was agent 2, I held back and just listened a lot, interjected in pauses or when spoken to. The guy ate it up! At the two minute warning, we gave him our numbers and told him we would LOVE to keep talking to him. Well, he did call back, but he called my number so now I was agent 1. I said "Hello" and when I heard it was the same guy, I was a little nervous because I didn't think we'd have the same third person. Of course, we didn't. I asked the new girl to introduce herself and we made up a story about how the other girl just ran out for some liquor and this girl just got back from her date. He didn't care, he kept eating it up. He stayed on for 2 20-minute calls!

Posted by ::: 2005:01:21:11:05