It was getting pretty late last night and I was so tired of talking to pervs. They all say the same damn thing when I ask them what's up: "Nothing." We all know that it isn't nothing that is up, it is their cock, but for some reason, even though they are calling phone sex, they don't say it. Anyways, it is my job to cutely and seductively draw out of them what they want to talk about.
Last night, blah, I was so tired of it that this guy called and I was a total bitch to him.

"Hey baby, what's up?"

"Nothing."

"Oh, how do you feel tonight?" the appropriate answer to this is "horny" so that I can segue into something about how I'm horny too and let's have some fun.

"I'm bored." Okay, I can work with this...

"Hmmmm, got anything in mind that could make things less boring?"

"No."

"Nothing at all?"

"No."

Here's where I lost it: "Wow, you are really boring."

And then he opened up like floodgates telling me that he and his wife are separated and that he thinks she is lusting after some black guy at work. I couldn't believe it, I thought for sure that he would hang up on me for sure after that snotty remark, but apparently, he only talks to bitches.