Local call, Random Request.

That means it is a 15 minute call and he requested someone but she isn't available to take his call, so he gets whoever is next up to get a call.

So, I say hello and the first thing he asks is if I workout.

"Yeah, I workout all the time." Remember the answer to every question is 'yes.'

"Are you strong?"

"Yeah, very strong."

"I have a fantasy."

"Okay, tell me about it."

His fantasy is that I come to his house to give him a private dance and then after I'm done I challenge him to a wrestling match with the conditions being that if he wins, he gets the dance for free, but if I win, he has to pay me double my fee. Of course, since I work out all the time, I'm much much stronger than him and there is no way he's going to pin me.

So, okay. I'm trying my best to 'dance' for him and then challenge him to wrestle and pin him. I don't really know what kinds of things to emphasize here and he isn't helping much at all so it goes kind of quick, only about 5 or 6 minutes. Then he hangs up.

Later the same night I get the "Local call, Random Request" prompt again and the guy has the same voice and the same name. Starts asking me the same questions,

"Do you work out?"

"Yeah."

We run through the whole thing again: I dance, challenge and pin him and he hangs up.

Then I get the guy AGAIN. Man, I am tired of him.

"Do you work out?"

"No."

"No?!?" He must always get the answer 'yes' since as I've said a million times before, the answer to every question is 'yes.'

"No, I don't work out."

"Oh."

Click. Thank god, he hung up on me and I don't have to do that stupid fantasy again. He knows my name and my voice and whenever he gets me he always hangs up right away. Tee hee, finally a perv that hates me probably as much as I hate them.