OH, WAITER, THERE ARE SOME TESTICLES IN MY PARTY.

Sweet baby Jesus on a kaiser roll, what I wouldn't have given to have seen this kind of thing last fall. Last week, Howard Dean said:

[The Republicans are] a pretty monolithic party. They all behave the same. They all look the same. It's pretty much a white Christian party.

On Fox's Sunday morning circle-jerk, Dick Cheney implied that not even Dean's mother loved him, and lied about his electoral record for a cheap chuckle:

I've never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does. He's never won anything, as best I can tell.

Howard came back with this:

My view is Fox News is a propaganda outlet for the Republican Party and I don't comment on Fox News.

Fucking awesome. Note to Washington Democrats: Complaining about Fox in private is meaningless if you still validate them by appearing on their programming to be whipped. And when I say "Washington Democrats," I'm talking to you, Joe Biden (D-MBNA) and Joe Lieberman (D-GOP).

Posted by Aaron S. Veenstra ::: 2005:06:13:00:07