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2010:03:28:15:31.

Sunday.


SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CISCO.

New site design still in progress, but I wanted to get this down before I forgot about it.

Cisco is running a lot of ads during the NCAA basketball tournament, so I've seen the one with Ellen Page visiting her old doctor probably a dozen times in the last week and a half. Something finally occurred to me about it -- it's the best ad narrative ever for socialized medicine.

Now, obviously it's just as much a fictional narrative as that you'll find in any other product ad. But it's worth thinking about that narrative. Ellen Page, newly minted movie star, returns to her small hometown in Nova Scotia, Canada. For some reason, she decides to pay a social call to her doctor while she's there, suggesting that Canada's socialized medical system has allowed her to receive service from a doctor she knows and trusts. But the doctor's not there, he's in Denmark, but still seeing patients using Cisco's cutting-edge medical teleconferencing device. That's right, socialized medicine has so crippled Canada's economy that small-town doctors are able to use what must be a ridiculously expensive piece of equipment to treat patients while in another continent. The poor Canadians are so wiped out, in fact, that another ad shows that their schools are also able to make this kind of massive financial outlay (to communicate with Chinese students who go to school in the middle of the night, apparently).

Cisco has broken with the US Chamber of Commerce over its position on climate change, and I wonder if this is a sly signal that not quite on the corporate line over health care, either; I doubt it. Nevertheless, it's nice to know that American audiences are being hit with this subtle reminder of the Canadian health system's awesomeness on such a regular basis.

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2009:10:21:10:27.

Wednesday.


UNCANNY MORTALITY.

I was at a conference in Milwaukee and someone asked me if I was still blogging. To my semi-astonishment, I realized that I had three distinct blogs that were all sitting idle. The other two at least have a distinct purpose that I could jumpstart if I had a notion; this one, with no more podcast, is for what, free-form pontificating?

Yes! Plenty of research has shown the high levels of expressive motivation held by bloggers, and I am no exception. So here's what's been on my mind: When did we all start to shit our pants over safety so much?

My perception of this history of this phenomenon is truncated by the fact that I'm only 30, but my sense is that for centuries, probably up until the post-WWII era, death was understood to be a part of life. You tried to avoid it, obviously, but illness and famine and industrial accidents happened. Infant mortality was high. Wars were fought sword-to-sword, and they were fought relatively often. You did what you could.

Over the last half-century, things have changed dramatically. Medical technology has evolved as quickly as any other sector, and more quickly than most. Dangerous workplaces have implemented safety provisions (as the behest of government regulation, for the most part) and become less dangerous. We don't go to war like we used to -- wars are primarily rationalized as defensive, fought with fewer troops and with fewer direct confrontations. We've got way more food than we need (and by "we," I mean the west). And yet, just in my lifetime, we have become a society in which children are supervised and thoroughly padded throughout the vast majority of their leisure time, and in which no one bats an eye when the president says his job is to "provide security for the American people" (it's actually to preserve and defend the Constitution -- says so right in the oath!).

You might think I have some theory I'm leading towards, and I do. We've reached a point where we are much closer to functional immortality than we've ever been before. Obviously we're not there yet -- people are still dying in massive numbers, after all -- but the number of problems we can't fix or easily avoid is much, much smaller than it ever was. This is the uncanny valley of mortality. As we get closer and closer to solving the problem of death, we completely lose our minds about it, giving over huge amounts of power to those how suggest they can get us to the promised land. Now, I don't know if this is true, of course, but I'm fairly confident that the manic fear of death is on an upward trajectory within American society. I'm hopeful that the General Social Survey has some helpful data on this and will be taking a look into it.

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2009:06:21:12:37.

Sunday.


ADVERTISING IS MAGIC.

Once I get settled into my job I'll be blogging about mass comm and new media topics more frequently, but I saw something the other day that prompted me to get ahead of myself a little. Ezra Klein had this note about the RSS feeds at his new Washington Post blog:

As you know, [the previously posted internal feed] works fine. But now the main feed is working too. The difference is pretty simple: About once every 20 or 30 posts, the main feed includes one post with an advertisement. Annoying, right? But it also helps make this blog viable. More to the point, it helps convince the Washington Post that full text RSS feeds -- which they've kindly allowed me to retain -- are viable. So though no one likes advertisements, making full-text feed more viable as a matter of revenue means they'll be more common at revenue-dependent institutions.

I don't mean to pick on Ezra at all here, since this is a notion you see frequently and his post was just the thing that made me remember I wanted to write about it. But isn't this expression of the open secret that online advertising is just noise interesting? This is one of the long-term issues with ad-supported online media that no one's really thinking about much in corporate accounting offices: People tune ads out. There's this idea among advertisers and media orgs that simply showing people ads -- for example, getting them to use the ad-interspersed RSS feeds -- is worthwhile. But even apart from tools like AdBlock Plus, people have been conditioned to use internal ad blocks. What happens when, at some point in the future, advertisers begin to realize that their magic isn't working?

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2008:12:13:11:35.

Saturday.


DEEP THOUGHT.

Journalism is listening. Rick Sanchez should shut up and go home.

(Also, I have two job offers and will be posting about my future plans and what they might mean for this site soon.)

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2007:11:01:12:09.

Thursday.


B.C.IN' YA.

Since I'm still not going to have any videos to post for another week, and I can't quite get my brain around the boneheaded moves happening in the Obama campaign, I thought I'd finally get around to posting some Vancouver trip round-up.

Instead of flying into Vancouver, we were able to save some money by flying to Seattle and renting a car to drive up. Neither of us had ever been to Washington before, so we spent the afternoon of our arrival poking around the campus area and visiting an indie craft store that Emily wanted to check out. The thing that really struck me about Seattle was how much more foreign it seemed than every other big city visited recently. To a certain extent, Chicago, Detroit, Milwaukee, New York, Boston, San Francisco, etc., all have a very similar feel to me, where the only variable is magnitude. The woody and mountainous geography around Puget Sound really made me feel like we'd gone somewhere new, as did the kind of odd traffic idiosyncrasies.

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2007:10:13:21:24.

Saturday.


QUALITY QUESTIONS.

A couple weeks ago, Esther Thorson from the University of Missouri was here to give a talk about the decline of American newspapers. Like most such talks in the academy, it was full of concerns over structural changes in American political media and awful it is that nobody wants to have a civil discussion anymore, etc. In the Q&A, one of our professors raised the idea that perhaps we're not turning away from the traditional press because we want an ideologically-driven one, but because we don't really care about "the news" and we never have. This comment got me wondering something else -- why don't these discussions ever contain any suggestion that there has been a dramatic drop in the quality of American political reporting over the past two decades?

There are perfectly understandable practical reasons for this, to be sure, the big one being that even the most scientifically rigorous analysis will be at least a little bit subjective, and thus open to being dismissed by partisan critics. But so what? Social science findings are frequently controversial, both inside and outside the academy.

I'm posting this because a couple recent comments by Matthew Yglesias have really gotten me thinking closely about the quality issue and the extent to which journalists and the audience view it differently. As he notes as part of an ongoing debate about why cable news channels spend so much time on tabloid stories -- the common answer seeming to be that it's because they bring in ratings -- there is no allowance for the idea that these news organizations are doing nothing but produced lots of useless crap:

Given that the country adds over two million people a year to its population, the fact that the audience seems to have stalled for years at around 1.5 million hardly suggests a wildly successful programming model. Indeed, it seems to me that in some ways the worst damage financial pressures have done to journalism is to let so many people get off the hook by using it as an excuse. It's considered sacrilege in the business to suggest that low quality might be a cause of declining circulation for newspapers or audience for network news broadcasts. Instead, we're supposed to believe that it's the reverse -- problems are all caused by cutbacks which, in turn, are caused by the audience's stubborn unwillingness to cooperate and subscribe.

As for the news organizations themselves, they also like to place the blame on the viewers by occasionally doing stories about how much the public likes these tabloid affairs, so jeez, what else can they do? When anybody complains about the content of their rare political reporting, they point fingers in both directions and declare, "Both sides are complaining, so we must be right!" But then they do things like correctly quoting Fred Thompson claiming that Medicare Part D cost $72 trillion, rather than the actual figure of $72 billion, without noting Thompson's error. Yglesias:

Now you're walking around thinking a $72 trillion commitment was made. You read it in the newspaper, after all. Except it's wrong! But you shouldn't be un-learning things when you read the paper.

The problem here is that, as Yglesias says, people now believe the incorrect figure to be true, because a legitimate newspaper printed it without making note of Thompson's mistake. But the reporter would likely say that there was nothing wrong with her story because, hey, Thompson said "$72 trillion," and that's what she printed. Pointing out his mistake wouldn't have been objective, since it would mean, I guess, taking a position on whether or not Medicare Part D cost $72 billion or a thousand times that much. This inability to apply standards of truthfulness in even the most objectively supported situation is the number one problem with modern American journalism, and it should be a scandal in journalism education.

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2007:09:01:13:19.

Saturday.


SUV-TARDS.

We got a new car this week -- NEW new -- and it is... an SUV. A "crossover" SUV, but an SUV nonetheless. How do two people who think so politically about their consumption justify such a choice? Well, a few things.

Firstly, we're actually using the "U" part of "SUV" -- the main reason we wanted this vehicle was to more easily haul Emily's stuff to craft shows. Loading it all into her Jetta worked, but she was restricted in how much she could take and the car itself was significantly affected by the load. Still, we'd planning to stick with it until it gave out, which finally happened last week.

Perhaps the biggest concern with this car is the gas mileage. Since we've yet to take it on the highway or fill the tank, I don't know what we'll wind up with exactly, but according to the official reports I think we'll be right around where the Jetta was, maybe a little under it.

Also, I can drive this car, which wasn't really the case with the Jetta. That car was a manual transmission, which I can drive but am not comfortable with; it was also really small and didn't have cruise control, which meant I physically couldn't deal with more than an hour in the driver's seat. The new one is an automatic, it's bigger and it has cruise. If we need to drive home after Emily would be tired, or if she's had some drinks, we don't have to worry about whether my beat-up Grand Prix can make it.

Still, I find myself continuing to sneer at other SUV drivers and occasionally sneering at myself. So it's a bit weird.

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2007:08:11:12:31.

Saturday.


MY PARTY WITH EZRA.

DC, or at least what I've seen of it, has been interesting so far. Much like New York, I wish I could've seen what it was like 20 years ago. Much like Boston, I can't find breakfast before 9:00 fucking anywhere. The conference itself is pretty laid back, primarily because the only paper I'm the lead author on is in a poster session, and really, it's August in Washington.

I've seen some of the sights but not explored too much, because it's way too hot to spend a lot of time walking around outside, and the public transportation is not very good. Last night, though, we followed the Wisconsin social by cramming five of us into a cab to go to a party at Ezra Klein's house, because Kjerstin's sister Emily knows him and understood it to be the place for hip young folks like ourselves to be. Kjerstin had earlier identified him as "some blogger that was on Hardball yesterday," and was surprised that I could identify him, based largely on this post. I don't generally read Klein's blog, but that post was linked by Atrios, whom I do read. Also in attendance was Matthew Yglesias, whom I recognized, and I'm told a bunch of other bloggers, whom I didn't.

It was sort of a weird experience, in that I was sort of shocked that these 25-year-old prep school kids were part of the New Elite Punditry, my general agreement with them about most everything notwithstanding. Part of it also was a direct collision with the New Celebrity, which the fact that I recognized Yglesias immediately plays a large part in. On the other hand, we were provided with several beers and a piece of cake (it was Tristan's birthday, though I don't know who Tristan is), and had a generally enjoyable time hanging out on a wobbly old deck.

Also, some guy walked straight into the glass deck door, which everybody promised to blog, but so far have not.

I grabbed a big handful of bottle caps for Emily when we were getting ready to leave, so Madison readers may find themselves in the possession of 100% authentic Big Media Blogger trash if they come down to the farmers market and buy some bottle cap magnets. They are guaranteed to appreciate!*

* Appreciation not guaranteed.

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2007:07:19:18:57.

Thursday.


TWO MILLION DRUNK BOSTONIANS SINGING AULD LANG SYNE OUT OF TUNE.

One of the things I like about Boston is that it's one of the few places where the cartoonishly stereotyped accent that outsiders think the locals have is actually kind of prevalent. Yesterday morning I has leaving the dorm and these two cops were outside, apparently directing people around the construction. One was sitting in an unmarked car with the window open, eating yogurt or something. As I pass, the guy standing outside the car says to the guy inside, in the kind of thick accent that I normally use when doing one of my hilarious accent routines, "Watcha eatin' theah, cream o' sum yung guy?" And then he cracks up.

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2007:07:18:07:52.

Wednesday.


MICROTARGETS.

Yesterday we had a talk from Sunshine Hillygus about political microtargeting via direct mail, and its relationship to cross-party vote-chasing. It seemed kind of out of place, since the general references she made to the Internet in the introduction weren't followed up with anything in the specific talk -- "information technology" was in the title, but the technology in question was data-mining and market analysis. Also, it seemed like there was a lot to be said about intra-party vote-shoring-up that she didn't cover, for whatever reason.

This morning I'm introducing Dan Gillmor, whom I'm sad to say is the only OII speaker that I'd heard of before the schedule and syllabus went out. Gillmor is something of a citizen-journalism/net-media evangelist and preach-practicer, so I'm eager to hear what he has to say about the state of the American press and its relationship to the rise of its new competitors.

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2007:07:16:08:28.

Monday.


PRELUDE TO DESPAIR.

Travel troubles to start the two weeks of OII. First, we had to sit on the tarmac in Madison for an hour, just moments from taking off, because of "wind shear" in Chicago grounding all planes in and out. Luckily, I didn't miss my connection to Boston because some other weather had delayed that plane by 35 minutes.

Ridiculously, I managed to do exactly what I did last time I visited Boston -- take an immediate wrong turn and get lost for an hour, helped along by the fact that there are multiple streets with the same name. Am I going the right way on Mass Ave? Sure, there's Cambridge St!

No AC or fans in the room, and it's humid as all hell, but I brought enough clothes that I can shower several times a day if I feel like it.

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2007:07:15:12:44.

Sunday.


OII, MYSELF AND I.

I'm leaving town later this afternoon to attend the Oxford Internet Institute's summer doctoral program, this year hosted at Harvard. I'll be blogging about some of it, however esoteric it might turn out to be.

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2007:05:28:10:33.

Monday.


SF.

Man, it is fucking freezing in San Francisco. I can't believe I feel this way, but more than almost anything else I can't wait to get back to Madison just for the weather.

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2007:05:18:00:23.

Friday.


THE SUMMER OF NETWORKING.

Word came in today that all three of my AEJMC submissions were accepted, which means I'll be traveling to San Francisco, Boston, Washington, Vancouver and Chicago, at least, for scholarly events between now and 2008. This will be, by far, the most networking I've ever done in such a short period -- less than eight months from start to finish, in which I'll be interacting with many of the Important People in the field, and also trying to establish myself as a Big Name of blog research.

And yet, the one thing I keep focusing on is, "I wonder who's going to be playing in [city] while I'm there?"

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2007:03:14:13:57.

Wednesday.


MARKETED.

We went to see a free OK Go event at the High Noon last night, put on by Jack Daniel's. This is the second or third such event they've put on in Madison -- they did one with the New Pornographers last year, and there was a Spoon show in 2005 that might've been them too. It was a good show, but I'll have more to say on that when the videos go up next week.

What really intrigues me is this: How can this possibly be a profitable marketing strategy for Jack Daniel's? Allow me to describe the extravagance of the evening. The High Noon holds 400 people -- including staff and roughly 100 VIPs, Jack Daniel's and Isthmus, the local sponsor, had 250 tickets to give away by random drawing. We won two sets of two, but that's probably not a good indicator of how many people's contact info they got for future spamming. We also opted out of future spam, as I imagine most entrants would have.

In exchange for gathering these e-mail addresses, Jack Daniel's paid (in whole or in part) for: rental of the High Noon with full staff and with only Jack drinks available at the bar (and only Jack bottles on display), two free drink tickets for everybody in the building, OK Go to play a show with no gate and only a tiny merch area, local act Cats Not Dogs to open, a Peavey guitar as a door prize, an assload of t-shirts with all the dates on the Jack Daniel's tour on the back (about 30, with ours listed as "Madison, IN"), a smaller pile of t-shirts with "Madison" and "March 13" specifically on them, a huge pile of hors d'oeurves, tons of Jack-branded 1" buttons (some with "Madison" on), tons of Jack-branded guitar picks, many sets of Jack-branded drumsticks, Jack-branded regular pens, Jack-branded light-up pens, a searchlight and air-compressor-powered inflatable Jack bottle outside, and the loathsome "Jack Daniel's girls." Probably also some other giveaway trinkets that I'm forgetting. Also, custom Polaroid film, such as that seen above, which I imagine is the only way Polaroid can sell film anymore.

The Jack Daniel's marketing team I'm sure has a good explanation for all of this: They're trying to cement brand loyalty among young consumers and become the liquor of choice among, if not hipsters, than at least yupsters. They also have a couple new malt beverages to push (which, FYI, are horrible), so putting some freebies in the hands of the cool kids might be a good idea, assuming they have confidence in their product. Looking around the room, though, you'd be hard pressed to find the kind of people they wanted. If there's a market out there looking to get hooked on the PBR of whiskeys, it's not going to show up at an OK Go show at the High Noon Saloon.

More likely, the real reason this event happened (and why it will happen again, presumably) is that the marketing industry is a house of cards, which everyone's actions dependent on nothing so much as their perceptions of their competitor's actions. They may not actually gain anything in terms of sales or market share following this spending spree, but sweet Christ, think of what might've happened if they hadn't done this! Maker's Mark would be eating them alive!

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2006:10:31:09:40.

Tuesday.


POSITIVE AND STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT.

My first publication came out today, and since it's in an online journal everybody can read it for free. Check it out.

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2006:08:13:23:05.

Sunday.


THERE'S BEEN AN A. WHITNEY BROWN SIGHTING.

The Daily Show has recently been playing clips from past shows in honor of its tenth birthday, and one a couple of weeks ago featured former contributor A. Whitney Brown. He's probably best known for his commentaries (called "The Big Picture," also the title of a similarly themed book by Brown) during the Dennis Miller-era "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live, but he's done very little since leaving TDS in the late 90's. After briefly seeing him discuss the constant presence of NAMBLA members at Disney World, I started looking around after him. Apparently he worked as a producer for Air America Radio, got fired for "insubordination," started a blog that lasted exactly two days and is now a semi-regular diarist at Daily Kos.

It's kind of weird to see, because I think he was one of the best political humorists of the late 80's and early 90's, both in terms of message and style, and now he's part of a mass of what amounts to long tail political commentary. It'll be nice to hear something from him once in a while now, and maybe this is a stage that suits him. Two of my favorite bloggers, Digby and Billmon, distinctly remind me of his style, after all. Still, somebody, please, put him back on television. Everytime I think of A. Whitney Brown, I'm reminded of what a do-nothing punk Lewis Black is.

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2006:08:11:16:48.

Friday.


THOUGHTS ABOUT THE BAY AREA.

San Francisco was a pretty nice place to spend probably our only vacation this year, even if it was partially a working vacation. The weather was terrific, especially coming from our 100+ degree heat indices in Madison, and we spent a fair amount of our time there in jackets and long pants. I'm not sure I'd want to live there (and given the near-term effects of global warming, that may not be an option for much longer) but I hope we get a chance to visit again soon.

Some good things:

  • Good public transportation coverage. The subways/streetcars don't cover that much ground outside of downtown, but it seems like there are bus routes covering pretty much every city street. Also, it seems to be about the same price as the buses in Madison.
  • Good eats: Crepes a Go-Go in Berkeley will be the first place I go next time I'm in the bay area. Also recommended are Celia's, Golden Rice Bowl and Organic Coffee. If you're downtown, Annabelle's is a good place to drink.
  • You find yourself walking a lot, particularly since parking is such a nightmare, which is good.
  • There aren't nearly as many open wireless networks as you would expect, but Google operates one in Union Square, which is a nice place to hang out anyway.
  • Not strictly SF-related, but I bought a set of Philips noise cancelling earbuds (model no. SHN2500) at the Virgin Megastore for $30 and they are amazing. They completely blocked out ambient sound, including the engines, on the flights home, which was much better than I expected.
  • And a couple annoying things:

  • All the street address numbers start from where the street starts, not from a common reference point. Thus, while Polk and Powell Sts. are parallel, 900 Polk St. is not on the same cross-street as 900 Powell St. Plus, in the sections of town with numbered streets, the street addresses of cross-streets don't correspond with what they're between. For instance, my sister lives between 15th and 16th Aves., but her number is not in the 1500s. It's hard to explain how annoying this is after a few times walking around several extra blocks because the numbers weren't right.
  • It's harder than you'd expect to find a good Mexican restaurant. It's much easier than you'd expect to find a Walgreen's, however.
  • Two separate bars gave me vodka gimlets with way too much lime juice. They weren't bad, per se, but they also weren't vodka gimlets. Perhaps this is just how they're made on the west coast.
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    2006:08:05:10:45.

    Saturday.


    I CAN TELL YOU HOW THIS ENDS.

    Some scenes from the Bloc Party show:

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    2006:08:01:19:24.

    Tuesday.


    MY HEART.

    Some things I've seen in San Francisco.

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    2005:12:29:15:49.

    Thursday.


    XXX-MAS.

    We went up to my dad's house in upper Michigan for Xmas, and spent the whole time basically snacking on party food and pounding cocktails. But by the time we got to the second round of martinis on Xmas night, Emily and I had killed nearly an entire liter of vodka -- there was just enough left for one drink. I can't stand gin, so I was about to switch to rum when we remembered a discovery we'd made a couple years ago. In the back of my dad's liquor cabinet, for reasons unknown, was an ancient bottle of 190 proof vodka that we figure my grandpa (on the other side) bought at least a couple decades back.

    As far as I know, this kind of thing is now illegal in both Wisconsin and Michigan, and based on the label designs, we guessed it probably came from the mid 1970's or so. The back bore no distillery information, just these warnings:

    Already pretty buzzed, I decided to take the plunge. We figured a gimlet would be the most drinkable option, and my dad made it super limey -- three parts lime juice to one part vodka, as opposed to the normal ratio of one to four. I chopped up an orange to further mask the taste after smelling the freshly opened bottle. You know how bottom-shelf vodka smells like paint thinner? This stuff smelled like paint.

    Can you guess which is mine?

    The first thing I noticed was that the ice in my chiller (from my dad's new cubist martini set) was melting faster than everybody else's. When I took a small first sip, I found it surprisingly drinkable -- limey, but sweet, and with little bite from the booze. This is OK, I thought, and all of a sudden I could feel it in my eyes. That warming sensation you get down your esophagus from a strong drink was going both ways. So, it was a sipper.

    I figured that at 190 proof, it was really just like two drinks at 95 proof, so I took my time with it while everyone else had another round. Every once in a while I took too big a sip and felt my tongue burning, but other than that it was a good buzz sustainer. It didn't even really get me all the way drunk, actually, and I did wind up switching to rum afterwards.

    Next time we're up there I'm going to try mixing some flavored shots with it.

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    2005:10:08:23:29.

    Saturday.


    SMALL NET.

    We bought tickets for Mike Doughty -- formerly of Soul Coughing, currently of Mike Doughty's Band -- today, for next Friday's show at the High Noon Saloon. Only later did I remember that Doughty is a friend of one of the personalities from the old Warren Ellis Forum at Delphi, and an occasional poster at her now-defunct WEF satellite forum.

    Weird.

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    2005:09:17:01:52.

    Saturday.


    A LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE.

    Last week, I reread the Warren Ellis Forum thread about planes hitting the World Trade Center. I considering excerpting snippets of it for humorous effect here -- mainly the predictions that came tragically true and the ones that were way off the mark ("I don't there's anyone for us to go to war with.") -- but ultimately decided that weeding out the "Are you OK?" and "I'm so glad you're OK!" posts would be too much work.

    Instead, a selection of out-of-context things I've written in e-mails over the last few years.

    Nov. 19, 2002
    "I'm thinking about dropping irony in favor of futurism as a worldview but I don't think I'm ready yet. Part of me still thinks romanticism has some merit and a bigger part wants to stick with the security blanket of irony. Also, I'm not fully forward-looking enough for futurism. I've been thinking a lot about documentary filmmaking lately, which is hardly futurist."

    Ha ha ha ha ha; fuck futurism. (It's worth noting that the entire message that comes from is soaking in irony from start to finish.)

    Jan. 5, 2003
    "You should try grad school. It's impossible to fail. You can decide, for weeks at a time, that the whole thing is stupid and pointless and you won't participate anymore and they'll still give you A's."

    I stand by this 100%.

    Feb. 2, 2003
    "And also, there's a shortcut to scoring all kinds of class participation points -- all you have to do is question why the topic at hand matters. Most doctoral types will be dumbfounded and you look like a total theoretical genius."

    Probably I'll need to delete this post when I go out on the job market.

    Mar. 5, 2003
    "Does the Bible forbid pre-marital lip contact now? I mean, OK, I guess I could reasonably see not having sex first, even though that's also completely silly, if you're hyper-religious or just somehow not into it or whatever. But kissing? Presumably you're going to kiss your spouse fairly often. What if they suck at it? How can you look into your new partner's eyes and say, 'Baby, you know I love you and nothing could ever change that, but what the hell are you trying to do with your tongue? I mean, is that some kind of wave or something? Help me out, here.'"

    And then later...

    Mar. 5, 2003
    "OK, so Texas does have at least one redeeming quality."

    Are these statements connected? You be the judge.

    Mar. 20, 2003
    "She said she decided not to bring up ninjas, superheroes or porn this time. I asked her what kind of guys did she think she was meeting if they didn't like ninjas, superheroes or porn. ... Idiots have popular singles bars in which to meet other idiots. What do we get?"

    This one worked out in the long run.

    Mar. 20, 2003
    "As for falling in love, I don't know. I equate the anxiety to not knowing if your friends at school are still your friends when summer vacation rolls around. It's an insane amount of giving with no expectation of return. The cynic in me thinks it's probably an unnatural state based on a highly pervasive mental condition. The romantic in me agrees but doesn't care."

    So did this one, as it turned out.

    Apr. 10, 2003
    "Trying to give everyone hickeys was maybe a tad more eccentric than usual, but still mostly reasonable."

    Mostly.

    Apr. 28, 2003
    "We found a big tin full of antique soap down in the basement -- I suggested that maybe there's a burgeoning market for ancient soaps on eBay."

    There's not.

    Sep. 22, 2003
    "Empirical evidence can be found to show many things but I don't think mere empirical evidence will turn Pinocchio into a real boy, and that's what it feels like Barton is getting at."

    Yeah! Take that, Barton!

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    2005:09:11:12:05.

    Sunday.


    MORE PIXXX.

    I finally got all my new equipment integrated into the network, and have gotten my black and white film (yes, film) pictures from Vegas scanned and uploaded to Flickr. Color film shots still to come.

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    2005:08:31:21:11.

    Wednesday.


    WHILE NEW ORLEANS SANK.

    Up to 80,000 dead.

    Army Corps of Engineers money and resources diverted from Lake Pontchartrain levees to Iraq.

    A vacation three days too long.

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    2005:08:23:14:47.

    Tuesday.


    BACK FROM VEGAS.

    We're back from Vegas -- I lost about $50 and left my jacket on the plane. Whoops! The first of three photo sets is up at Flickr.

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    2005:08:07:22:11.

    Sunday.


    THE HIPSTERS ARE BREEDING.

    My distaste for children is well known, but this is still pretty cool.

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    2005:06:13:10:11.

    Monday.


    YOUR MOVE, MPAA.

    The RIAA has apparently been deputized in New York City:

    Employees of Mondo Kim's and fellow NYC record store Other Music, speaking to Pitchfork on conditions of anonymity, confirmed yesterday that five of Mondo Kim's employees were arrested and taken to Manhattan Central Booking, where they spent the night of June 8. When asked why these five employees were singled out for arrest, the Kim's source told us that an undercover agent was allegedly sold a bootleg, and the arrests followed. After the sale, police produced a search warrant, fingered the arrestees, shut down the store for roughly five hours, and confiscated, according to the RIAA, "500 CD-Rs, 27 Music DVDs, Nine DVD burners, and a scanner," among other items, which include the computer containing the store's database and recent sales records.

    Meanwhile, you can go down to Canal St. and be offered five copies of "Revenge of the Sith" inside of three minutes with a dozen cops standing right there.

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    2005:06:04:22:33.

    Saturday.


    PAGING MR... AH... HEY, MOUSTACHE! OVER HERE!

    I've been wondering for years why Saddam Hussein is so often referred to as just "Saddam" by the western media. I figured it was primarily to make him appear larger than life -- you know, Madonna, Cher, Saddam, etc. -- but it turns out he's just got a weird name and there's legitimate discrepancy over what his name is all about.

    Hussein is not Saddam's family name. It's actually his father's given name. This is a common Arabic tradition, which is why terms like "son of" (ibn or bin, depending on the country) and "father of" (abu) are sometimes part of a person's identification.

    His full name is something close to Saddam Hussein al-Majid al-Tikriti, depending on the Middle Eastern authorities you consult. Taken apart, it really means that he is "Saddam, son of Hussein al-Majid, part of the al-Tikriti tribe."

    To complicate matters, the closest term to what westerners would consider a "family" name is not actually represented here. Technically, it would be "al-Khatab," which is the designation of his clan, whose members belong to the larger al-Tikriti tribe. Tikriti, by the way, represents a geographical location � the town of Tikrit along the Tigris River about 160 kilometres north of Baghdad, not far from the village where Saddam was born.

    Given that, I guess just "Saddam" works.

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    2005:06:01:13:17.

    Wednesday.


    WHAT I DID ON MY CONFERENCE VACATION.

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    2005:05:17:13:31.

    Tuesday.


    FROM MY COLD, DEAD JAZZ HANDS.

    The Chicago Tribune's insipid free tabloid, Redeye, offers this assessment of the state of iPod security:

    But the iPod, at least in some cities, is a different matter. New York Police reported a 20 percent spike in subway robberies so far this year, primarily driven by an increase in iPod thefts.

    The iPod is a natural street target too. A 25-year-old out jogging in New York's Central Park was recently mugged by a group of teens that took off with his iPod. A man in Washington, out walking near the National Zoo, was stabbed and robbed of his digital music player.

    So far, Chicago Police and the CTA report no noticeable trend of stolen iPods here. Theft records aren't broken down to that level of detail, but officials say there's no anecdotal evidence to indicate a problem, either.

    ...

    What to do?

    Consider swapping out the white, telltale earbuds for something less recognizable. Also, keep it in a zipped inside pocket. If someone tugs at the earphones, that's all they'll get.

    That's all they've got for helpful suggestions. How is this subtle terror affecting the good people of Chicago?

    Tom Firestine doesn't listen to his iPod when he goes for a jog, but that's pretty much his only concession to safety. Fire-stine, 21, said he thinks the concern about iPod thefts is overblown.

    "I don't see why it would be stolen any more than a watch or a wallet or anything else," he said

    Perhaps not, but iPods seem to possess more personal value than a watch or a wallet. Credit cards can be replaced, but what about the hours spent compiling perfect playlists that may never have been backed up?

    The number of reported stolen iPods is slight compared to other stolen items--and not even on record in Chicago--but the media's disproportionate interest in the story plays off fear more than anything else.

    Thank you, media, for reflecting and never ever ever creating our disproportionate feras.

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    2005:05:04:10:25.

    Wednesday.


    MIRROR.

    It's taken almost 26 years, but I've finally found somebody else with my name. Apparently he's some kind of surf videographer. Also strange is this page, in which a Betsy Veenstra is listed with an Aaron Scott; the Google excerpt reads "...Veenstra Aaron Scott...."

    [UPDATE: Found a baseball player in San Diego, too.]

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    2005:04:20:11:05.

    Wednesday.


    DUDE.

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    2005:04:18:13:48.

    Monday.


    ANAL BLEACHING. ANAL BLEACHING? HUH. ANAL BLEACHING.

    Anal bleaching is the hot new trend, according to this anecdotal evidence from Oz:

    "In the last couple of months I've had a lot of requests, so I've started some experiments," says Sydney beautician Anna Marsiano from The Bees' Knees salon.

    "I've got one client who's a divorced woman with a couple of kids. She was looking at a Playboy magazine with her new boyfriend and he was making some comments about how clean and light the women looked. My client started to get a little paranoid."

    Marsiano says she uses a herbal brand popular in the Philippines as a facial whitener. It is applied to the dark pigmentation around women's rectums as well as to their vaginal areas. Marsiano says the product does not damage the skin and has "rejuvenating" properties.

    But another Sydney beautician, asked about her anal lightening equipment, produces a completely different product altogether. It's a cream that clearly states it is designed to be used on hair. This beautician has treated sex workers and strippers for years, but says mainstream demand has risen sharply over the past six months. She acknowledges that her long-term clients (many of whom come in for treatments every six weeks) suffer serious skin problems. "I explain that it will give them eczema and so on, but they want it anyway," she says.

    So that's the news from down under.

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    2005:04:02:19:22.

    Saturday.


    THE WORLD MOURNS!!!!! OMFG!!!1!!!1!

    The death of one is a tragedy, the death of millions is just a statistic.

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    2005:04:01:17:13.

    Friday.


    ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SALES.

    In 2004, 40% of the songs to hit the Billboard top 20 mentioned at least one product brand; all but one of those was a hip-hop track. Looking at these findings from Agenda Inc.'s American Brandstand project, it's easy to see why McDonald's publically offered rappers cash to plug the Big Mac in their lyrics. On the other hand, it's hard to see modern hip-hop as much of anything beyond a way for rich, white people to get poor (at least before they make it big), black people to sell shit to other poor, black people.

    Top of the list for the year? Cadillac, edging out six other car brands in the top ten. Some weird ones -- Cool Whip tied for 29th, and Kaybee and Toys 'r' Us both tied for 50th.

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    2005:02:22:21:18.

    Tuesday.


    WHAT I DID ON MY WINTER CARNIVAL VACATION.

    I saw a giant snow Mario...

    ...and a giant snow Nautilus.

    I didn't have quarters to get a chicken from the chicken machine.

    I went bowling...

    ...and so did Emily.

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    2005:02:20:23:20.

    Sunday.


    BIG DARKNESS.

    Hunter Thompson has shot himself to death.

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    2005:01:25:19:52.

    Tuesday.


    SEE YA IN HELL, YOU PIGFUCKERS.

    The Buffalo Beast has determined the 50 most loathsome people of 2004. Some highlights:

    39. Tom Cruise ... Consistently influential in casting women in his movie for the sole purpose of nailing them. Extremely convincing when he plays an ambitious, superficial prick.

    19. Zell Miller ... Part Yosemite Sam and Part Foghorn Leghorn. Miller doesn�t make the list for his salivating, traitorous keynote speech at the Republican National Convention, or even the duel thing with Chris Matthews. He makes the list because he really does represent Southern Democrats.

    5. John Kerry ... Managed to lose to the most hated president in American history by virtue of his total inability to convincingly portray himself as a human being.

    4. Dick Cheney ... The kind of guy who starts talking cannibalism the minute he steps on the lifeboat.

    2. Donald Rumsfeld ... Carries himself in press conferences like a cranky grandfather who is sick of hearing his daughters whine about how he molested them every now and then.

    Somehow not featured: Dennis Miller, Jim Belushi and every football announcer in the employ of Fox Sports.

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    2005:01:17:15:26.

    Monday.


    WHY TOM IS WRONG.

    Enjoy this list of the ways in which Wal-Mart is -- no exaggeration -- evil.

    The owners of one of America's (I prefer to say, U.S.) premiere retail corporations is comprised of five of the ten richest people in the world, all from the same family. Their personal wealth eclipses $100 BILLION dollars.

    Last year the companies CEO was paid a cool $11.5 million, more than the annual salaries of 765 of his employees combined! The company's profits are over $7 BILLION annually. In these difficult economic times how do they do it? This company runs ads featuring the United States flag and proclaims "We Buy American". In 2001 they moved their world-wide purchasing headquarters to China and are the largest importer of Chinese goods in the US, purchasing over $10 BILLION of Chinese made products annually. Products made mostly by women and children working in the labour hell-holes, China is famous for.

    Their average employee working in the US makes $15,000 a year, $7.22 per hour! The company brags that 70% of their employees are full time, but, fails to disclose that they count anyone working 28 hours a week or more, as full time. There are no health care benefits unless you have worked for the company for two years. With a turnover rate averaging above 50% per year, only 38% of their 1.3 million employees have health care coverage. In California alone it's estimated that the taxpayers pay over $20 million annually to subsidize health care benefits for these employees who get nonefrom this behemoth corporation.

    According to a report by PBS's "Now" with Bill Moyer, their managers are trained in what government social programmes are available for these "employees" to take advantage of, so that the company can pass on those costs to you and me. It allows them to, not only keep their $7 BILLION in annual profits, but to do so by substituting benefits they refuse to provide with benefits paid for with taxpayer dollars.

    This company holds the record for the most suits filed against it by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. A lawyer from "Business Week" (not exactly the bastion for supporting Labour) said, "I have never seen this kind of blatant disregard for the law." They had to pay $750,000.00 in Arizona for blatant discrimination against the disabled! The judge was so incensed that he also ordered them to run commercials admitting their guilt. The National Labour Relations Board has issued over 40 formal complaints against the corporation in 25 different states in just the past five years. The NLRB's top lawyer believed that their labour violations, such as illegal spying on employees, fraudulent record keeping, falsifying time cards to avoid paying overtime, threats, illegal firings for union organizing etc., were so widespread that he was looking into filing a very rare national complaint against the company. Nearly 1 MILLION women are involved in the largest class-action suit ever filed against a corporation. Although women make up over 65% of this corporations work force only 10% of them are managers. The women who have become store managers make $16,400 a year LESS then the men.

    The corporation took out nearly 350,000 life insurance policies on their employees. They did not tell the employees and then named the corporation as the beneficiary. They are now being sued by numerous employees, and although the corporation has stopped this practice of purchasing what is known as "Dead Peasant Policy's", a company spokesperson stated, "The company feels it acted properly and legally in doing this."

    They force employees to work after ordering them to punch out. In Texas alone this practice of "wage theft" is estimated to have cost employees $30 million per year. Wage theft or "off-the-clock" lawsuits are pending in 25 states. In New Mexico they paid $400,000.00 in one suit and in Colorado they had to pay $50 MILLION to settle one class-action case brought against them. In Oregon a jury found them guilty of locking employees in the building and of forcing unpaid overtime. With 4,400 stores they practice "predatory pricing." They come into a community and sell their goods at below cost until they drive local businesses under. Once they have captured the market the prices go up. Locally owned and operated businesses put virtually all of their money back into the community which helps keep the local economies vibrant. This corporation sucks the money out of the local community, decreases wages and benefits and ships the profits out of state. This company doesn't buy locally or bank locally. They replace three decent paying jobs in a community with two poorly paid "part-timers".

    In Kirksville, Missouri when this company came to town, four clothing stores, four grocery stores, a stationary store, a fabric store and a lawn-and-garden store all went under. Eleven businesses are now gone. (The above information can be found in "Thieves in High Places", James Hightower, The Penguin Group, New York, NY, 2003 p. 166 193.)

    Now you know how they can claim, "Always low prices." Wal-Mart is the largest corporation in the world, larger than General Motors and Exxon Mobil. Wal-Mart will reap over 250 billion in sales in 2003, which is larger than the entire gross national product of Israel and Ireland combined. It has over 1.3 million employees. It sells more groceries, jewelry, photo processing, dog food, and vitamins than any other chain in the world. Wal-Mart is owned by the Walton family.

    [Via New Medievalism.]

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    2005:01:06:13:25.

    Thursday.


    2004 YIR: STUPID RIBBON MAGNETS VS. STUPID RUBBER BRACELETS.

    At John Kerry's first Madison rally of the general election season, he had Lance Armstrong's arm-candy, Sheryl Crow, and Lance Armstrong's wrist-candy, those silly yellow bracelets, with him. Now, several months later, you can buy rubber bracelets in every color of the rainbow, with messages of "support" for any number of different causes.

    Putting aside the question of whether Armstrong himself is worthy of the adulation he receives (he's not -- all right, not quite aside -- he got cancer, got better, and kept riding his bike; BFD!), these bracelets, like the "awareness" ribbon lapel pins that are their forebears, are a scrouge on a culture too lazy and dim-witted to endure discussion any more substantive than "LIVESTRONG" or "BELIEVE/ACHIEVE" or "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS," while at the same time too vain and self-involved to give any charity a single dollar without getting a trophy in return. I suppose it should go without saying that there are now tsunami relief bracelets available.

    The terrible, right-wing mirror-image of the bracelets can be found on bumpers across the midwest. Perfect for the bigger-is-better culture we've become, those lapel ribbons have been blown up to half a foot tall so that "inspirational" or "patriotic" slogans can be written on them. These ribbon magnets are often sold with a vague promise that the proceeds go to the troops that have been impoverished and/or maimed by Donald Rumsfeld, but that may not be the case. Some of the ribbon owners opt for subtle Jesus references by placing the ribbon sideways on their car, to resemble a Jesus fish idol. Others prefer the painfully obvious route of buying a ribbon whose center hole is shaped like the cross on which they believe their favorite guy was nailed until dead. More often than not, these ribbons seem to be joined by a "W '04" oval or one of those ironically faded "These Color Don't Run" stickers.

    These are the torch-carriers of our public discourse for 2004, along with not just a little bit of flipping-off directed at the ribbonites (I'll cop to that one). I tend to think the ribbons are worse than the bracelets, if only because I see so many more of them. You don't really notice the bracelets that easily, especially with everybody wearing winter coats now, but the ribbons are everywhere, all the time. Luckily, you can now make your own custom ribbons, if, for instance, you wanted to secretly replace a parking lot full of troop ribbons with ones that said "Jesus hates Iraq!" or something like that.

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    2005:01:01:09:53.

    Saturday.


    SLEEPING UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

    I went to sleep for about 15 hours after we got home last night. Still pretty beat. Here's a picture of Emily.

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    2004:12:30:12:46.

    Thursday.


    A2.

    Well, the Internet connection in the hotel was broken (literally, the wires were all torn out of the wall), so we had to wait until coming to Ann Arbor today to get online. We're in this deli right now.

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    2004:12:23:10:45.

    Thursday.


    HAPPY FESTIVUS!

    To the pole, for the airing of grievances!

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    2004:12:06:11:58.

    Monday.


    RANDOM DIGICAM BLOGGING.

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    2004:11:23:08:43.

    Tuesday.


    CLEAR CHANNEL WELCOMES YOU TO ORLANDO.

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    2004:11:16:13:02.

    Tuesday.


    OPEN LETTER #1.

    Dear Tony Blair,

    I applaud your commitment to bringing the miracle of democracy to people around the world. Please let me know when Queen Elizabeth will be deposed and your own citizens will know the sweet taste of freedom.

    Love,
    Timmy

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    2004:11:07:15:03.

    Sunday.


    THE ENEMY HAS GOT A FACE.

    Andrew Sullivan says the US can't be committing war crimes in Iraq because Saddam Hussein was a piece of shit. Fuck you, pal.

    Samarra, an ancient city of gold-domed mosques that once served as the capital of a Muslim empire extending from Spain to India, was recaptured from Sunni Muslim insurgents last September and was touted as a model for restoring government control to other areas formerly under guerrilla domination.

    US and Iraqi forces hope to use the same techniques if they drive Sunni militants from Fallujah. American commanders have assembled a force of Marines, Army soldiers, and U.S.-trained Iraqi fighters around Fallujah, a major insurgent base 65 kilometers (40 miles) west of Baghdad.

    They are awaiting orders from interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi to launch an all-out assault.

    Col. Gary Brandl voiced his troops� determination:

    "The enemy has got a face. He�s called Satan. He�s in Fallujah and we�re going to destroy him."

    Satan is in Fallujah. But don't worry, we've made sure the queers won't make you uncomfortable.

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    2004:08:05:18:04.

    Thursday.


    KINGS OF FEAR.

    The day we left New York, heightened security went into effect due to the "new" "revelations" about potential terror attacks. We didn't realize it at the time, but the armored cops we saw at the NYSE were probably part of the lead up. Now, we know that the attack information was, at best, shoddy. It gets worse. Ken Layne has this:

    After getting through the insane security at CitiBank Headquarters -- caused by four-year-old Evidence of Terror Plans released Sunday to scare the bejesus out of you -- you get to say "Hi" to Laura Bush in the lobby! That's neat.

    It's true. Laura Bush was in the Citibank building during the time when the Bush Administration supposedly believed it was about to be blown up. Layne has a picture. Meanwhile, we are now told the attacks are really scheduled for September 2, the last day of the Republican convention -- no, seriously!

    Can any reasonable person continue to believe that these warnings are legitimate? That anything the Administration says has any relation to truth? No.

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    2004:08:04:20:45.

    Wednesday.


    YOUR LIPS TOUCHING MINE IN THE PHOTOBOOTH.

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    2004:08:04:12:30.


    BURROS TO THE CANYON FLOOR.

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    2004:08:04:10:02.


    A #1.

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    2004:08:03:13:36.

    Tuesday.


    MAKE IT ANYWHERE.

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    2004:08:03:12:54.


    NEVER SLEEP.

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    2004:08:01:19:15.

    Sunday.


    NYC.

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    2004:08:01:00:44.


    THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN CONEY ISLAND.

    Somebody left a wireless network open near our hotel. Whoops!

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    2004:07:28:15:50.

    Wednesday.


    THESE LITTLE TOWN BLUES.

    We're leaving for a trip to New York City tomorrow morning. We'll be spending three days seeing the sights of most of Manhattan and part of Brooklyn when we go see They Might Be Giants on Friday.

    Here are some of the things I'll be thinking about while flying:

    • Whatever happened to Haiti? Could or could not John Kerry knock George Bush completely off-guard in the debates if he responded to a terrorism/democracy question by talking about Haiti?
    • Conventional wisdom right now is that Karl Rove may have made a mistake by scheduling the Republican Convention so late, that Bush may be in too big a hole by then to climb out. However, openly claiming that they expect to be down 15 points after the Democratic Convention was brilliant. No modern convention can provide that type of bounce, not with the broadcast networks taking entire nights off of covering it. The post-Convention spin, no matter what the actual bounce is, will be that Kerry didn't meet the expectations.
    • You think it's bad that Georgian voting machines went down as soon as they went up? Miami-Dade County, FL, lost the results of the 2002 gubernatorial primaries. The machines used in these elections were not backed up until over a year later, some months after the results were lost due to a series of "crashes." Look, I am by no means an expert in systems design or computer security, but I am former professional network adminstrator and a high-level user of any number of computerized devices. The simple fact of the matter is that the people designing and implementing these systems either don't have the first clue what they're doing or are malaciously attacking our system of open democracy. Please go to Verified Voting to find out where your Congressional representatives stand on this issue, and let them know they need to be on the right side of it.

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    2004:05:24:21:20.

    Monday.


    LOOK, YE MASSES, UPON THE FACE OF YOUR ENEMY.

    Was the Nick Berg decapitation video staged? At least one forensic expert thinks so.

    Echoing Dr Simpson's criticism, when this journalist asked forensic death expert Jon Nordby, PhD and fellow of the American Board of Medicolegal Death Investigators, whether he believed the Berg decapitation video had been "staged", Nordby replied: "Yes, I think that's the best explanation of it."

    Questions of when the video's footage was taken, and the time elapsed between the shooting of the video's segments, were raised by both experts, reflecting a portion of the broader and ongoing video controversy. Nordby, speaking to Asia Times Online from Washington state, noted: "We don't know how much time wasn't filmed," adding that "there's no way of knowing whether ... footage is contemporaneous with the footage that follows".

    While the circumstances surrounding both the video and Nick Berg's last days have been the source of substantive speculation, both Simpson and Nordby perceived it as highly probable that Berg had died some time prior to his decapitation. A factor in this was an apparent lack of the "massive" arterial bleeding such an act initiates.

    "I would have thought that all the people in the vicinity would have been covered in blood, in a matter of seconds ... if it was genuine," said Simpson. Notably, the act's perpetrators appeared far from so. And separately Nordby observed: "I think that by the time they're ... on his head, he's already dead."

    Providing another basis for their findings, in the course of such an assault, an individual's autonomic nervous system would react, typically doing so strongly, with the body shaking and jerking accordingly. And while Nordby noted that "they rotated and moved the head", shifting vertebrae that should have initiated such actions, Simpson said he "certainly didn't perceive any movements at all" in response to such efforts.

    The sources go on to describe some other logistical problems in the video consistent with fakery. Did anyone positively identify the physical remains of the body found on May 8? Anyone independent, that is?

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    2004:05:22:10:01.

    Saturday.


    FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE VOTERS, BUT I SAID NOTHING.

    The Feds want to know who's talking about the secret "voting" machines:

    In the past 20 months, Harris has become America�s leading critic of electronic voting. Her reporting on the problems with new computer voting machines has been a key component in a national, grassroots movement to safeguard voting. Her astounding discoveries have resulted in important studies by distinguished computer scientists. She has been leaked thousands of pages of internal memos from Diebold Election Systems, one of the country�s leading electronic voting companies. She is frequently cited by newspapers across the country and is a guest on national and local television and radio stations. Thousands of people visit her Web site and participate in its reader forums. Now, Harris claims, the government wants our names, forum messages, and computer addresses.

    ...

    To date, Harris writes, she has had five meetings with [Secret Service agent Michael] Levin. By April 29, she was completely fed up. �This investigation no longer passes the stink test,� she writes. �I�ll tell you what it looks like to me: a fishing expedition.� Harris states that the Secret Service claims it is investigating the VoteHere hack but never spends much time on it while interviewing her. �Most of the time is spent on the Diebold memos, which they claim they are not investigating.�

    Harris sounds the alarm about what the government wants her to turn over. �They want the logs of my Web site with all the forum messages and the IP [Internet protocol] addresses.� IP addresses are unique, numerical pointers to one or more computers on the Internet, making it possible to identify, or narrow the search for, a computer that has visited a given Web site. Writes Harris: �This has nothing to do with a VoteHere �hack� investigation, and I have refused to turn it over.�

    Don't these fucking hippies understand how much better voting is going to be thanks to the free market? Idiots!

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    2004:05:12:13:56.

    Wednesday.


    FRAUD-DAY COMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK.

    Come along and tremble now
    As you stop to ponder how
    Institutions such as these
    Could perpetrate such frauds on we

    Better Angels uncovers a systematic violation of ethical standards at NPR:

    Barbara Bradley Hagerty graduated from Williams College in 1981 with a degree in Economics. She then interned at the Christian Science Monitor and subsequently worked for the paper and its related media for 11 years. She joined NPR in 1995 as a contract reporter after having become a born-again Christian while writing a story for The LA Times Sunday Magazine. She eventually became a full-time employee, reporting on the Justice Department, the Clinton Impeachment, 9-11 and starting last year, religion, replacing Duncan Moon as religion reporter.

    Her religion reporting for NPR has focused mainly on Christianity, including a report on the Christian Science Church, in which she did not disclose that she was herself a former member of the Church. (This little tidbit is revealed in "Citizen Bradley," a Washingtonian article from October 2000 about her multimillionaire brother, Atlantic owner David Bradley. The article isn't online, but is available through LexisNexis.)

    In addition to her NPR gig and her deal with the World Journalism Institute, Hagerty has been keeping busy with other writing and speaking engagements. She is on the board of directors for Knowing and Doing, the magazine of the C.S.Lewis Institute, which "endeavors to develop desciples who can articulate, defend and live faith in Christ through personal and public life." (emphasis mine)

    More troubling still is her association with Howard Ahmanson's Fieldstead and Co. and Fieldstead Foundation. Ahmanson is a California millionaire who uses his trust fund to finance right-wing Christian, anti-gay, anti-evolution groups and politicians. He was previously associated with Christian Reconstructionism, which advocates a Biblically-based governement for the U.S. (Neither Ahmanson nor his philanthropic endeavors have their own websites. Make of that what you will.)

    ...

    Hagerty's outside work certainly seems to violate both her employers ethics and the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's Independence and Integrity II: The Updated Ethics Guide for Public Radio Journalism.

    The New York Post figured out where all those 288,000 new jobs came from in April. 270,000 of them are fictional:

    Back in the March employment report, the government added 153,000 positions to its revised total of 337,000 new jobs because it thought (but couldn't prove) loads of new companies were being created in this economy.

    That estimate comes from the Labor Department's "birth/death model." You can look up these numbers on the Department's Web site.

    As staggering as the assumption about new companies was in March, the Labor Department got even more brazen in April.

    Last Friday, it was disclosed that these imaginary jobs had been increased by 117,000 to 270,000 for the latest month - because, I guess, the stat jockeys got a vision from the gods of spring.

    Without those extra 117,000 make-believe jobs, the total growth for April would have been just 171,000 - sub-par for an economy that's supposed to be growing at more than 4 percent a year, but right on the pros' targets.

    Take away all 270,000 make-believe jobs and, well, you have the sort of pessimism that the political pollsters are seeing.

    Finally, you may have thought that systematic voter disenfranchisement was so 20th century. You would be dead wrong, my hipster friend. Rolling Stone has revealed a systematized attempt to keep college students out of voting booths:

    But at the election office, a county official told Han that only "permanent residents" may register to vote. College students, she informed the clean-cut twenty-year-old, must vote where their parents live. "This is just how we've always done it," county election commissioner Patricia DiSpirito told Rolling Stone. "A dorm is not a permanent residence -- it just isn't."

    In fact, DiSpirito is flat-out wrong. Federal and state courts have clearly established that students have the right to vote where they go to school, even if they live in a dorm. But interviews with college students, civil-rights attorneys, political strategists and legal experts reveal that election officials all over the country are erecting illegal barriers to keep young voters from casting ballots. From New Hampshire to California, officials have designed complex questionnaires that prevent college students from registering, hired high-powered attorneys to keep them off the rolls, shut down polling places on campuses and even threatened to arrest and imprison young voters. Much as local registrars in the South once used poll taxes and literacy tests to deny the vote to black citizens, some county election officials now employ an intimidating mix of legal bullying and added paperwork to prevent civic-minded young people from casting ballots.

    "Students have been singled out for outright discrimination," says Neal Rosenstein, government-reform coordinator for the New York Public Interest Research Group. "If someone was challenging the voting rights of a military person who is stationed somewhere temporarily, we'd be screaming that it's not patriotic. There shouldn't be any less of a standard for students, who work and pay sales taxes in those communities."

    But don't worry about this stuff. I'm sure John McCain will be along any minute now to bitch and moan about the cow flatulence studies that he seems to think are the absolute biggest domestic problem facing the United States at the moment.

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    2004:05:04:12:10.

    Tuesday.


    A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY, "WHAT'S THAT?" IT'S PAT (TILLMAN).

    In a futile effort to get everybody to move on to something relevant, here are my thoughts on the Pat Tillman story-qua-eulogy that would not end:

    * It doesn't matter that he played professional football. How many dead soldiers played college football? How about high school? How many were professional somethings else? The masses can be excused for thinking it matters. Media elites, who spend hour upon hour telling us that it doesn't matter, can't.

    * He had to be kind of an egomaniac. How else do you come to the conclusion that one extra person joining the Army will have a more significant impact than the donation of the millions he would've earned signing a new NFL contract? Most people don't get the opportunity to put those kinds of resources into making a difference; that's why, for most people, military service seems like a chance to make that difference. Pat Tillman, as a multi-millionaire professional athlete, was not most people.

    * God did not "draft" Pat Tillman. Fuck you, everyone who appropriates this to push a religious agenda. Here's what Tillman's brother said at the funeral/rally:

    Pat isn't with God. He's fucking dead. He wasn't religious. So thank you for your thoughts, but he's fucking dead.

    * Pat Tillman's funeral was broadcast all over the place. Pat Tillman died in Afghanistan, a theater that people generally still think we're doing a good job in. Sinclair Broadcasting refused to air Nightline's reading of the names of the Iraq dead. A majority now think we're fucking up in Iraq. I think we can expect more and more coverage on the Afghanistan "success" in the coming months.

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    2004:05:01:03:19.

    Saturday.


    MISSION IMBROGLIO.

    I held extended office hours on Thursday, because my students had a paper due the next day and I hadn't been able during the two-day walkout. About a dozen or so came by with questions about their papers; one came to tell me he's being deployed to Iraq. He's leaving this Sunday or Monday and won't be able to finish the semester. When he gets back from his 12-18 month tour he'll have a few weeks to get his incompletes completed.

    This is one of those kids who joined up not out of nationalistic fervor but out of financial necessity. Remember how everybody "Oh, you poor thing"-ed Jessica Lynch because she used the military to escape a relatively hopeless upbringing? It's like that, except he's not a telegenic, 19-year-old girl. He's been one of the most vocal students in any of my classes. Surprisingly, one of the consistent problems with his work is that he's let his anti-Bush fervor sometimes overwhelm his analysis of, for instance, the PR effort leading up to the war. He struck me as somebody who was anti-Bush to begin with, but just totally redlined when President Shithead wound up putting him in the face of personal harm.

    He's feeling the pull of journalism and his ability to put abstract pieces together has already improved during the semester. I think he'll be applying to the j-school when he gets back and I hope he does as much as he can to document the situation while he's there. He may not be John Kerry, but somebody's eventually going to have to stand up and talk openly and honestly about what's going on.

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    2004:04:08:20:03.

    Thursday.


    FUCKING CENSORSHIP COMMISSION.

    Six Clear Channel-owned radio stations have been fined almost $500,000 for "obscenities" aired during Howard Stern's morning show.

    Clear Channel suspended Stern in February from its six stations that carry his program, which regularly features graphic sexual discussion and humor. It decided to make the move permanent after the Federal Communications Commission cited the chain for 18 alleged violations from Stern's April 9, 2003, show.

    "Mr. Stern's show has created a great liability for us and other broadcasters who air it," said John Hogan, president of Clear Channel Radio. "The Congress and the FCC are even beginning to look at revoking station licenses. That's a risk we're just not willing to take."

    In a statement posted on his Web site, Stern said he was not surprised by the fine. He characterized it as furtherance of a "witch hunt" against him by the Bush administration.

    Stern didn't anything so bad as show people a female nipple for half a second, but he did make various sexual references and fart sounds. Whoops:

    The FCC investigation was prompted by a listener in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., who complained about a Stern program that included discussion of sex accompanied by flatulence sounds.

    Federal law bars radio stations and over-the-air television channels from airing references to sexual and excretory functions between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m., when children may be tuning in. The rules do not apply to cable and satellite channels or satellite radio.

    This law apparently does not apply to sitcoms, dramas, reality shows, talk shows, commercials, infomercials, news broadcasts, cartoons or any radio station that ever played R. Kelly's "Bump n' Grind."

    Most intriguing about this is that only Clear Channel stations were fined. Stern's show airs on hundreds of stations, but these six were the only ones hit. Clear Channel is a major GOP donor, and Stern has become increasingly anti-Bush of late. Clear Channel had already suspended broadcast of his show after The Tit That Roared, and now they have permanently dropped it. And by the way, John Ashcroft has decided to wage war on porn, including under that umbrella softcore programming such as HBO's Real Sex.

    What the fuck kind of free fucking society are we living in?

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    2004:04:06:19:08.

    Tuesday.


    DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HISTORY.

    Grade inflation is to higher education what social promotion is to grade school. The Chicago Tribune has this (login with username/password as the username and password):

    A's accounted for 56 percent of the undergraduate grades during the just-completed winter quarter at Medill, according to an internal university report.

    "When you come to a school like Northwestern, everyone's a perfectionist anyway and is intelligent," said Kellie Mitchell, a freshman from Kansas City, Kan., who received three A-minuses and a B her first quarter.

    But the avalanche of A's has the Medill faculty and administrators concerned. Medill Dean Loren Ghiglione has set up a committee to study the matter and is even talking about reviving the nearly extinct grade of C.

    Ghiglione said at a meeting with Medill faculty there was a consensus to "try to reintroduce this notion: To get a C at Medill is not a horrible thing."

    Medill is Northwestern's School of Journalism. I'm a journalism TA at the University of Wisconsin, one of the top j-schools in the country (alum Anthony Shadid just won the Pulitzer Prize for international reporting), and this is something that we're genuinely concerned about, but not especially worried about. My students this semester will definitely not be getting 56% A's, and neither will the other TAs', based on what they've told me. However, given what we've heard from some students, many other TA's and professors are not so conscientious. A lot of our kids are devastated by even BC's (the equivalent of a B- or C+) and still somewhat shocked by B's.

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    2004:03:29:11:19.

    Monday.


    ROE'S NOT DEAD, IT'S PININ' FOR THE FJORDS.

    The "late-term" abortion law, which bans most abortions after the first trimester, is heading to court in three separate cases.

    The simultaneous litigation centers on the ban of what lawmakers defined as "partial-birth" abortion and what doctors call "intact dilation and extraction" -- or D&X.

    In the procedure, generally performed in the second trimester and occasionally in the third, a fetus is partially delivered and its skull is punctured. An estimated 2,200 to 5,000 such abortions are performed annually in the United States, out of 1.3 million total abortions.

    Amazingly, this is how the law got passed in the first place:

    The high court struck down a similar Nebraska law almost four years ago because it lacked an exception for procedures done to preserve a woman's health. Anticipating this problem, Congress declared that "a partial birth abortion is never necessary to preserve the health of a woman" and is "outside the standard of medical care."

    The cases are being heard in New York, Nebraska and California. I'd expect the District Courts to offer opposing rulings, at which point the Supreme Court would get involved. Roe has been basically safe from this Court for a while, but another Bush term could give him the opportunity to change that.

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    2004:03:24:17:33.

    Wednesday.


    MARRIAGE IS GOING TO THE DOGS.

    Richard Goldstein gets right to the monkeywrench those gay weasels are trying to throw into our precious, sacred, fundamental, civilizing institution of marriage:

    Inquiring minds want to know--so I consulted the journalist's oracle, Lexis-Nexis. Feed this database any combination of words and it will spit up every mention of them in the media. I entered gay marriage and pets, expecting perhaps a dozen hits, but the number exceeded the system's 1,000-citation capacity. When I narrowed the search to the past two months, nearly 500 pieces popped up. Most of them contained earnest warnings about people tying the knot with their pets. Perhaps you are among the many readers who have written to the local paper about the rough beast slouching toward Bethlehem (Pa.) to be betrothed.

    Among those Goldstein cites as having associated man-man marriage with man-pet marriage are Nicholas DiMarizio, the Bishop of Brooklyn; Pat Robertson, the man who blamed the attacks of September 11, 2001, on the ACLU; Jerry Falwell, the man who agreed with him; Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia; Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA); state Rep. Bob Letourneau (R-NH); Attorney General Jon Bruning (R-NE); and Rep. Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO).

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